LIFE now...

Friendster is so last century.
Most people use old phones.
Fake items sell more than the originals.
Original items are SO expensive.
Anti-social people create facebook profiles for status.
I feel like an expert in guidance and counseling.
I am so desperate.
Nobody is ugly.
The most unusual people fall in love with each other.
I am a social climber.
I am not mature.
Taylor Swift is hot. :)